Not Drinking Is Only Going to Make It Worse: Neon Sign for the Spirited
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Introducing "Not Drinking Is Only Going to Make It Worse: Neon Sign for the Spirited" – the ultimate neon sign designed to be the centerpiece of any spirited gathering or the perfect accompaniment to your personal sanctum where the libations flow and the spirits are always high. This isn't just any sign; it's a declaration, a mantra for those who understand that some moments are best served with a glass in hand and good company by their side.
Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, this sign is made from the highest quality materials to ensure not just a dazzling brilliance but also durability that lasts. Each sign is comprised of energy-saving LED lights that not only illuminate any room with a warm, inviting glow but also do so in an environmentally friendly manner. The sturdy acrylic backing provides a solid foundation, ensuring your sign remains a focal point of your space for years to come.
But let's delve beyond the materials and craftsmanship. "Not Drinking Is Only Going to Make It Worse: Neon Sign for the Spirited" isn't just about lighting up a room; it's about lighting up lives. Picture this: The night is young, and your closest friends have gathered. The ambiance is cozy yet buzzing with anticipation. As laughter fills the air, your guests' gaze is inevitably drawn to the glowing manifesto adorning your wall. It's not just a sign; it becomes the catalyst for stories untold, for confessions over cocktails, for bonds strengthened over bourbon. It's a reminder that within these walls, worries are drowned and spirits are lifted – literally and metaphorically.
What sets this neon sign apart, beyond its message and quality, is the unmatched ease it brings into your life. Worried about installation? Don't be. We've simplified the process to ensure that your transition from unboxing to unwinding is as smooth as your favorite whiskey. And because we understand that the spirit of camaraderie knows no borders, we automatically send plugs that match the recipient's country based on the order, ensuring that your sign lights up the moment it arrives, no matter where you are in the world.
Environmental friendliness is at the heart of our design. In a world increasingly conscious of its carbon footprint, "Not Drinking Is Only Going to Make It Worse: Neon Sign for the Spirited" stands as a beacon of sustainability. The energy-efficient LED lights not only consume less power but also have a longer lifespan, ensuring that your celebration of spirit is both grand and green.
In essence, "Not Drinking Is Only Going to Make It Worse: Neon Sign for the Spirited" is more than just a neon sign; it's an experience, a lifestyle, a testament to those who live life spiritedly. Whether it’s the centerpiece of your next gathering or the beacon in your personal haven, let this sign be a constant reminder that life is for living, and often, that means with a glass in hand. Cheers to making it better, one glow at a time.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I customize the sign (colors or text)?
A: Yes! All of our neon signs support minor customization using the "Use Advanced Options" feature.
How it works:
- Select "Use Advanced Options" on the product page
- Use the "Leave Order Notes (if any)" field to specify:
- Which parts (patterns or text) should be in specific colors
- If you'd like to replace any text, mention the original and the replacement
About color selection:
- If you select "Same Base Image", the sign will be made exactly as shown with all the original colors.
- If you choose a specific color (e.g., pink, green, yellow), that color will be used as the main color, and we’ll match supporting colors accordingly.
- If you want to fully control all colors, simply choose any color option and leave your preferences in the order notes.
Example Notes:
- "The word 'OPEN' in red, the border in blue"
- "Replace 'Bar' with 'Lounge' in white, keep other parts the same"
Q: Does the sign make noise or a constant buzzing sound?
A: No, the sign is completely silent during operation.
Q: Is the sign safe for children and pets?
A: Yes, our signs are made of soft silicone tubing and acrylic backing with eco-friendly, non-toxic materials. They are completely safe for kids and pets.
Q: Is it easy to hang on the wall?
A: Yes. Each sign comes with pre-drilled holes, and includes a hanging chain and nails in the package for easy installation using screws or cords.
Q: What if I can't drill holes in the wall?
A: You can use no-drill clear wall hooks — they’re easy to install and won’t damage the wall.
Q: Does the sign come with a remote control?
A:
- Color-changing (Multi-Color) and Full-Color signs come with a remote control by default.
- Single-color signs come with a dimmer by default.
- You can always add a remote control via "Use Advanced Options" when ordering.
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- Fast Shipping: Production time 2–4 business days + Express delivery 3–7 days
- Free Shipping: Production time 4–6 business days + Express delivery 3–7 days
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